The Allied States of United Atonympalkins is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 622 million Atonympalkinsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankta Illiréa. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The strong Atonympalkinsian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Arya Dröttirrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,795 Arya Dröttirrs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Atonympalkinsian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Sankta Illiréa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. United Atonympalkins's national animal is the Qilin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Atonympalkins is ranked 222,231^st in the world and 483^rd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 622 million capita.